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Member of the Month, Aug 2008 - Perplyone |
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Written by Lpcdobber
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Sunday, 03 August 2008 21:17 |
*Dob walks up to the announcement podium and pulls a pen from his shirt pocket...*tap* *tap* *tap* booms from the loudspeakers as he smacks the microphone a few times.*
"Good evening to each of you, the SBG's finest. Now that I have your undivided attention, I'd like to make a short announcement."
*Dob lifts up a roll of toilet paper from under the podium, grabs one end and allows it to unroll out over the podium, off the stage and down the center aisle.*
"Oppss, sorry about that, I'll cut this a bit shorter," and he rips off 7 small sections. "I'm here tonight to present the SBG's Member of the Month for August 2008. The selection committee has bestowed this honor on one of the SBG's most......ummm, colorful members this month. He is what I'd call a *constant* on the guild message board, as he makes an appearance almost every day out there. Now.....not every post is an English teacher's dream, as is evidenced by some of his posts from just this weekend:
*pokes diane*
grats! 
hey peoples. But, I think you'll agree his heart is always in the right place! He is very quick to help our members with quests and never misses an opportunity for site-wide games like the Altador Cup. You can also find him adding to the discussion threads here in the forums regarding those games.
He is, without a doubt, the King of random faerie quests, typically receiving 3-5 weekly...somehow. He spreads the color purple near and far and does so with a huge smile! His signature line is a classic: Purple Perply picked a peck of purple peppers. How many purple peppers did Purple Perply pick?
Yes folks, I'm sure you've guessed the SBg's very own grape-colored winner for August...
perplyone !!!!!!!
Congratulations Perply, you are now eligible to display the MotM plaque in your user lookup and if you'll place a junk trade up for our esteemed President, Richie will be paying you a nice visit..
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